Bropponent

(bro-po-nent) Noun: A dude you probably wouldn’t call to chill with but can’t get rid of him because of mutual friends. A natural rival amongst your circle.

I believe we all have at least one of these. You play nice and bide your time until the current event at hand is done with. Shaking hands upon arrival and some pointless small talk about life…. But then the opportunity arises where your competitive side comes out and you make it a personal agenda to prove that you’re the cooler bro. Opportunity’s such as basketball, MarioKart, push ups, arm-wrestling, DDR….(?), women, Smash Brothers….

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